My breakfast conversation with Monkey this morning...
Monkey: "Is the Ten Commandment Boogie in the Bible?"
Me: "Well, the Ten Commandments are... the boogie is just a song someone made up to help us remember them."
Monkey: "Yeah, 'cause they didn't know how to boogie then."
Monkey: "Mommy, do you know what happened after David knocked Goliath down? He cut off all. his. HAIR."
Me: "No, Buddy, he cut off his head."
Monkey: "Oh yeah. And without a head, you can't hear or see or talk or... or... or smell anything. So that's bad."
Can he just stay 4 forever? Please?!?