Thursday, March 14, 2013

Mixed Signals

What the man said: "Oh, we got a new shower curtain."

What the woman heard: "Really? You decided that what we needed to spend money on right now was a shower curtain? And out of all of the shower curtains in the world, this is the one you liked BEST? You really thought it was a good idea to purchase this, bring it home, and display it in our house? Honestly, I don't know why I even trust you with our children!"

What the man really meant: "Oh, we got a new shower curtain."



True story.

3 comments:

Becca said...

Omg, this is SO our house!!!! But it goes both ways...

Tara said...

Exactly.

studentaccountant said...

Just saw this on BlakeShelton's Twitter feed and thought of your post :)

Blake Shelton ‏@blakeshelton
Laying here in bed with @mirandalambert watching her spend a couple of hits worth of money on MULTIPLE shower curtains... Cue the tabloids!