Thursday, March 14, 2013

Mixed Signals

What the man said: "Oh, we got a new shower curtain."

What the woman heard: "Really? You decided that what we needed to spend money on right now was a shower curtain? And out of all of the shower curtains in the world, this is the one you liked BEST? You really thought it was a good idea to purchase this, bring it home, and display it in our house? Honestly, I don't know why I even trust you with our children!"

What the man really meant: "Oh, we got a new shower curtain."

True story.


Becca said...

Omg, this is SO our house!!!! But it goes both ways...

Tara said...


Anonymous said...

Just saw this on BlakeShelton's Twitter feed and thought of your post :)

Blake Shelton ‏@blakeshelton
Laying here in bed with @mirandalambert watching her spend a couple of hits worth of money on MULTIPLE shower curtains... Cue the tabloids!