Here are a few of Monkey's latest takes on life...
Me: "Julius Caesar was a real person who lived a long time ago." (Don't ask why we were talking about Julius Caesar. It's a long story.)
Monkey: "Did he die?"
Me: "Well, yes, Honey. He died a long time ago too."
Monkey (suddenly very serious): "Oh no. We should pray for his wife."
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Forget creation vs. evolution--Monkey has made the most important dino discovery...
"Lamb, dinosaurs are extinct. So if you smell something really bad, it's all because of the dinosaurs."
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His knowledge isn't limited to dinosaurs, though. He can tell you about sharks, too...
Monkey: "Did you know that sharks don't have bones? They're skeletons are made of cartilage."
Me: "That's right! Do you know what cartilage is?"
Monkey: "No."
Me: "It's the stuff that's inside your ears and nose."
Monkey: "Wow! LAMB! Sharks' bones are made of BOOGERS!!!!!!!"
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And he's loyal, too...
"Mommy, if you get arrested and I'm still a kid and small enough to sneak past the guards, I'll use sharp scissors to cut you out of your cage."
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